RFK Jr. Pain Scale Poster – A Daily Dose of Delusion

Feeling a little off today? Use the RFK Jr. Pain Scale Poster to gauge just how absurd your suffering might be—according to alternative facts. Inspired by the classic pain scales found in doctor’s offices, this satirical chart replaces medical accuracy with the unhinged ramblings of everyone's favorite conspiracy theorist.

Perfect for your office, home, or anywhere you need a reminder that things could always be more ridiculous. Whether you're experiencing mild discomfort or full-blown medical misinformation, this poster will help you assess your daily pain with zero scientific accuracy but maximum entertainment value.

📏 Available Sizes:
✔ 5x7 – Compact and conspiratorial
✔ 8x10 – The perfect conversation piece
✔ 11x17 – Big enough to make Big Pharma nervous

🎯 Why You Need This Poster:

Accurately measures absolutely nothing
Great for doctors, skeptics, and anyone who enjoys satire
A reminder that misinformation is more painful than the truth
Hang it up and rate your day accordingly!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!