For everyone rolling their eyes at this administration’s latest rebranding fantasy, we’ve got just the tank. Gulf of Mexico Siempre is a sun-soaked middle finger to the idea that you can rename history, geography, or common sense.
Whether you’re lounging beachside, protesting inland, or just vibing in your own lane—this tank brings the heat with a side of cultural memory. Because no matter what they try to call it, we all know what it is. Gulf. Of. Mexico. Siempre.
Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for reminding folks: maps aren’t made by political tantrums.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
